420 ftw
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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