Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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