i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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