My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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