i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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