we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
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This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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