We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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