She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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