I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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