when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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