I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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