White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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