He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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