You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
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Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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