If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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