party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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