I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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