I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
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how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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