This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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