I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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