I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
are you so shy because you have an std?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
is it fun? or sober?
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