Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I currently don't understand fingers.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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