that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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