Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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