i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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