And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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