k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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