its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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