whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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