He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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