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Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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