You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
ttyl tear gas
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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