It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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