i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I'm determined to sit on that face.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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