Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
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He better not be in your backpack
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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