Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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