We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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