I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
worst night to have a conscience
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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