I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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