Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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