so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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