Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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