Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
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