I think scott just propositioned me for sex
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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