Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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