Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
accomplished twins. life is a go
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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