dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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