You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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