hell yes lets make some ravioli
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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