Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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