What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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