maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
We just shotgunned beers for America
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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